You Ever Heard of The Website FmyLife?

Fmylife.com, Stories about very unlucky people who's life sucks? It's a pretty fun read, atleast to me, and makes me feel better.Heres one:Today my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her ''Edward''. I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy of ''Twilight'' book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FMLYou Ever Heard of The Website FmyLife?
I hate the tendency to say ''FML'' on things like Facebook statuses that it has brought about in some people.You Ever Heard of The Website FmyLife?
Yeah. It's occasionally awesome, and sometimes heartbreaking.
I have it bookmarked, its awesome :lol:
I doubt the majority of those are real. I'm sure it started off as a place that people found with real FML's that just evolved into what it is now.
''Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped %26 came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes.''



Lol priceless.
''Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis She thought it was my phone. FML''That'd suck :lol:
[QUOTE=''-FlyLo-'']''Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis She thought it was my phone. FML''That'd suck :lol:[/QUOTE]



I think the site is pretty funny but I have difficulty believing stories like that
''Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure. FML''I could see people doing this...lol
I go to it every now and then to laugh
Saw it a while ago cause of facebook. Most of the entries are stupid and do NOT deserve an FML, but some of them truly deserve it. I've submitted a few, but non of mine were chosen, even though they really deserved to be compared to some other peoples....
[QUOTE=''soulfood4'']''Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure. FML''I could see people doing this...lol[/QUOTE]

That one I don't doubt. lmao XD
[QUOTE=''Bruin4ev3r1520''][QUOTE=''-FlyLo-'']''Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis She thought it was my phone. FML''That'd suck :lol:[/QUOTE]



I think the site is pretty funny but I have difficulty believing stories like that[/QUOTE]

Who cares if they're true?
[QUOTE=''-FlyLo-''][QUOTE=''Bruin4ev3r1520''][QUOTE=''-FlyLo-'']

''Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis She thought it was my phone. FML''

That'd suck :lol:[/QUOTE] I think the site is pretty funny but I have difficulty believing stories like that[/QUOTE] Who cares if they're true?[/QUOTE]

Not me! Still funny as hell.



Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was ''Can't, Platinum just came out.'' I didn't know what that meant so I searched ''Platinum 3-22-2009'' on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokemon game. FML
OMG, some of those are pretty horrible.
I enjoyed it until FML got added to the end of every facebook status... then it just got annoying
[QUOTE=''soulfood4''][QUOTE=''-FlyLo-''][QUOTE=''Bruin4ev3r1520''] I think the site is pretty funny but I have difficulty believing stories like that[/QUOTE] Who cares if they're true?[/QUOTE]

Not me! Still funny as hell.



Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was ''Can't, Platinum just came out.'' I didn't know what that meant so I searched ''Platinum 3-22-2009'' on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokemon game. FML[/QUOTE]Haha I remember when I got Pearl this one girl wanted me to go for a ride with her to a waterfall and was hinting at doing something naughty while we were there, I told her I had to beat the Elite 4 so I'd have to call her back.
My favorite. [QUOTE=''FML'']Today, while powerwashing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'll just wash it away before it stings me, I aimed the powerwasher nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as powerwashing your leg. FML[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=''dreDREb13'']I doubt the majority of those are real. I'm sure it started off as a place that people found with real FML's that just evolved into what it is now.[/QUOTE]same here. They're still funny though.
[QUOTE=''Tiefster''][QUOTE=''soulfood4''][QUOTE=''-FlyLo-''] Who cares if they're true?[/QUOTE] Not me! Still funny as hell. Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was ''Can't, Platinum just came out.'' I didn't know what that meant so I searched ''Platinum 3-22-2009'' on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokemon game. FML[/QUOTE]Haha I remember when I got Pearl this one girl wanted me to go for a ride with her to a waterfall and was hinting at doing something naughty while we were there, I told her I had to beat the Elite 4 so I'd have to call her back.[/QUOTE]:| I'm revoking your man card.