Tuesday, April 6, 2010

You came out of a near death experience unscathed.

Ok, so you come out of a near death experience with a friend. For example, you're driving on a highway and you see two semis on either side of you and your about to get sandwiched between them. But you barely manage to speed out of it as you see the two semis crash into each other.
It isn't limited to though, so if you feel there is a flaw in this scenerio, make up your own near death scenerio''How do you react afterwards?You came out of a near death experience unscathed.
Attempt to calm myself by going into a near death experience.You came out of a near death experience unscathed.
WOOOHOOOO **** yeah that was ****** awesome. IN your face Jesus!!!
Whoah! ****

carry on grateful.
not phased, being immortal and all...
I'd be like ''Woah, I'm more badass than I thought!''.
Turn towards each other other high five and scream ''awesome!!''
I would be like, OH S#@* I hope this doesn't turn out like Final Destination
Shacking my hands in excitement. It was so scary and I can't believe I survived. Once a life time moments.
Shocked... But still think about what I will have for dinner later.
Holy **** I'm a superhero
I'd pretend nothing happened, until I was out of sight of anyone. Then I'd be like ''**** YEAH! I AM GOD!''
I would probably carry on normally.
After being pressured into it by some friends, I decided to try a rope swing that went out into a deep lake. Unfortunately, I couldn't pull myself high enough to get the swing right, and dragged my legs on the muddy hill. I had so much momentum that I couldn't stop, and ended up sliding off of the ledge into the water, coming dangerously close to hitting my head on the rocks. I'd have either died or had brain damage if I hit... instead I came out of it with a scraped leg and a scar.
I think Theo's Tornado blog pretty much tops any other user's near death experience....mostly because its hilarious
I had a feeling the Agoraphobic answer wasn't gonna cut it.

i should have made it into break down and cry for 15 minutes.
Aww **** yeah! I just kicked Death's ass! Take that you son of a *****!
i was crossing the road in the center of town, it was busy and loud and i thought it was a one way street, it was but i looked the wrong way, as i was crossing i just felt my friend tug my jacket to pull me back, and a bus went past at over 30mph. if i had stuck out my tongue it would of touched it, i was just like... woah :| and my friend just looked at me jaw dropped, an adrenaline rush ensued.that's my near death experience, and it was more of a woah moment then the time i flipped a car.
Wonder why the hell it didn't slow down to bullet-time slow-mo like it does in all the movies!
I have no idea.

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