So Basicilly there is this HUGE (and I mean HUGE) wasp nest outside my bedroom window. Itsinbetween the outer side of my rain gutter and underneith the roof.I left my window open and one of them flew in when I was lying down on my bed listening to music on my i-Pod. I freaked out and screamed but luckily I did not get stung but they have stung me before. This is a open and hostile declaration of war by the wasp queen and her royal armies and it cannot be tolerated.
For generations (okay just a few months ago) I have been oppressed by this insectoid menace and I cannot stand by and do nothing.I must make a stand and strike back against the queen wasp and her vile nest and liberate myself from her iron venom filled fist!So how should I go about this? I have the following weapons but its not enough.1.a automatic Airsoft Gun. (Lots of ammo but it might not be enough to kill them all.2.Lighter fluid, a zippo lighter and a rake. At first I thought I could cover the rake in lighter fluid and set it on fire and fire rake the wasps to death but however I cant use this because don't want to burn my house down.3.A half empty can of raid with holes in the can nozzle that cause it to spray in a 360 motion. Me and my freinds were messing around with it spraying each other one day when it somehow got messed up and it caused me to spray myself in the eye.So I'm at a loss here. I am not well equipped enough nor do I have the money to call and extermantor. I could throw rocks at them but that will likely not do anything. Maybe I could draw them out by sniping them from a distancewith my airsoft gun while hiding from sightand while they are distracted running out without knowing where I'm at I can spray the nest with raid effectivly killing the queen and and then fire rake the surviving wasps?Anybody have any ideas? I can always here them buzzing and its really hot and I have to keep my window down or else they will come inside! They are trying to kill me! Every day when I walk back from wherever they chase me! I can't take it anymore! Help me gamespot!So There Is This Wasps Nest Outside My Bedroom Window. They Must Die!
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UPDATE:
I have captured a enemy wasp foot soldier! I have it secured in the latest millitary stasis unit (a empty peanut butter jar) So far its resolve is strong and it refuses to tell me any information on any possible weaknesses in their defense or their plans of attack.I will have to resort to torture to extract the information. Once this is acheived the subject will be terminated and disposed of.
Use your abilities.
Pretend you are a wasp hooker and invade their base.
Get within striking distance of the nest and start swinging your arms wildly. That'll show em.
Hit them... Really hard... In the face!
Ladder+Raid+Facemask Or you could just rake the nest off then house then run like hell.
Call an exterminator.
Also, if you do use the ladder and raid method, wait until around 8:00 PM because they won't be as likely to swarm you.Edit: Just thought of something else. Fill a large bucket full of gas, then get on a ladder and hold the bucket on the wasp nest for like 10 minutes, that should do the trick (Wait until dusk)
why not buy a new can of raid?
Buy a flamethrower, I think they are legal(according to crack)
Raid will only make them angrier dude. Ignore these people. You are doomed, it's the wasps house now. Just move.
If you dress into a giant wasp costume, they might think you're the big daddy of all the wasps, then speak to them in wasp language %26 tell them to move their nest somewhere else.
Hair spray + lighter will do the trick.
Take thewasp you have caught and put it in the freezer.. when it freezes take it out and tie a string round it. Now wait for it to thaw and you have a pet bee!!! then you can train it to become a hitman and put a hit on the queen. sorted.
Light them on fire and take pictures.
Step one: Dress in a protective outfit. Toilet paper rapped around you will do.Step two: Open the window an yell at your opponents.Step three: If they do not surrender and worship you, jump out of your window and tackle their nest, sending you both to the ground.Step four: ????(You're on your own here)Step five: Profit.
Wait until night when they all return to their nest and pour petrol in there. You don't need to set it alight because the fumes will kill them.
Or the easier option would be to go to the store and by a can of Wasp Spray. You can take out a large nest in 10 seconds flat. A small nest will only take about 5 seconds. Regular raid will just piss them off and make them attack you. Although they might die later it isn't worth the stings.
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